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what if i bought a cactus...

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

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laugh-addict:

I’m gonna make a blog called

Real Nigga Problems

And there aren’t gonna be any posts

Because real niggas don’t have problems

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